Prep time is important before going to an on-prem club, house party or play date. Especially in group situations, you can expect lips, tongues and fingers everywhere on your body, so being fresh, clean and tasty is paramount.
One of my most erotic experiences at a swing party involved a young man slowly licking, biting and sucking every inch of my body. Between my toes, the backs of my knees, shoulder blades, each individual vertebrae, fingertips..... each spot was slowly worshiped. Wow. So, just in case it happens again, I shave, exfoliate and moisturize EVERYWHERE before a party.
But when I'm licking a man (or woman) I can get distracted by the chemical taste of moisturizer, deodorant or perfume clinging to their skin, so I'm trying something new I read about in one of those annoying "women's" magazines; a sugar scrub.
You find all the ingredients in your kitchen: granulated sugar, plain oatmeal, honey and vegetable oil. Mix it all into a paste and scrub your body with it. Rinse. Your skin isn't just silky smooth, but it tastes good, too! You can buy commercial body scrubs, but they aren't as cheap or tasty is this.
Another tip - freshen up during a long sweaty party. If I've been mingling, dancing and sweating at a crowded club for an hour, all my earlier hard work at freshness may be moot. So I take a break in the ladies room and wash the critical areas.
Guys, take note. If I'm going down on you after a work-out on the dance floor and your last shower was 9 hours ago, a trip to the men's room with a damp paper towel is not a bad idea. Your balls may have tasted like spring rain this morning, but at midnight their bouquet is probably closer to old cheese. Help a girl out, ok?
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lol... But I have a question: what are those paties you go to?? Im just 20 and the only parties I've been to were house parties (at people's houses) and then at Night Clubs... there are nightclubs where usually you have a better chance to meet somebody and there are other nightclubs more for having fun together. But parties where you have sex inside the parties?? Can you describe a bit more please? thx and nice blog
ReplyDeleteHi Normal Alex! Yes, you can have sex inside the parties! It's awesome! The swing scene is a largely underground phenomenon. We fly pretty far below the radar. I'll describe it all in my next post
ReplyDeleteOk, so my comment has nothing to do with the sex and more about the sugar scrub. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for something like what you described just because and I was wondering how it was working for you?
It works like a dream. Sugar is a great exfoliant. PLUS, it dissolves in water so it won't clog your shower's drain. I keep a cup of sugar by the shower, sprinkle a bit in my hand, and rub it onto my wet skin. It feels good too. Nice and tingly.
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