In my last post I recounted how I coaxed an orgasm out of a gentleman who has trouble climaxing. Resistance is futile in the face of my outstanding oral skills! Since then many have asked for some tips for a great blowjob, here they are.
TIPS FOR GIRLS
1 GO SLOW
No prolonged, vigorous pumping and sucking. It desensitizes the cock. It's not a race.
2 THE BALLS
Pay attention to his balls, licking and sucking. Even if your mouth is elsewhere, cup them in your hand and fondle them.
3 THE PERINEUM
The perineum is the spot behind the balls. It's super sensitive. Lick it, then blow on it to give a chilly tingle.
4 THE ANUS
Work the anus. Some guys like it licked, some like penetration. Find out what your guy likes. Try inserting an anal plug and then blow him. He'll be crying for his mommy.
5 DEEP THROAT
Take the cock as deep as you can and "swallow" it. The contractions of your throat on the head of his cock will make him crazy.
6 VARIETY
Vary your routine. Keep changing what you're doing. Deep slow lollipop licks of the whole cock, and then change to little kitten licks on the head. Use your mouth for a while, then switch to hand work. Keep him guessing.
7 LOVE IT
Enjoy what you're doing. If you're not having fun, he'll know. (He might be too distracted to care, but he'll know.)
TIPS FOR BOYS
1 WASH
This is something you should have learned in kindergarten but it bears repeating because many of you have forgotten. Wash your entire body with warm soapy water every day paying special attention to your cock, balls, anus and ass crack. If my mouth is going to end up there, it better smell nice.
2 NO GRABBING
Don't put your hand on the back of my head when I'm going down on you. It can trigger the gag reflex. Don't believe me? Stick a banana down your throat and walk in my shoes.
3 NO HAIR PULLING
Hair pulling can be sexy, but not during a blowjob.
4 SO WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?
Stroke my neck and shoulders gently because after a while they get stiff.
5 MAKE SOME NOISE
Nothing turns me on more than hearing a man moan in helpless ecstasy when I blow him.
6 TALK TO ME
Do you like it? Is it too hard? To soft? Are you about to cum? An occasional update is helpful.
7 SWALLOWING
I don't swallow, so get over it. When you're going down on me, do I ask if I can pee in your mouth? No.
Further reading....
"How to Make Love Like a Porn Star" by Jenna Jameson
"The Guide to Getting it On" by D. Paul Joannides and Daerick Gross
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Interesting post. I'm glad to see another women who knows how to go down. At work, they usually as me about how to do, and what not to do. ( it gets really annoying.Feel like I'm repeating my self constantly) **Standing ovation** Great job!
ReplyDeleteOne word to the men out there: RECIPROCATION, guys!
ReplyDeleteHello new to the blog and loved your post! especially tips for guys. Question for a newbie to the life-why does everyone hate body hair? especially in the nether parts? I love waxing myself but shave stubble is unconfortable for orally inclined gals like me. Or am I alone here?
ReplyDeleteExcessive body hair is not conducive too a great blowjob, but neither is sharp stubble. A close trim with the clipper attachment does a good job. Guys feel the same way about pussy, I've been told. As one playmate so eloquently put it, "who wants to lick a rug?"
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