I want to try a new swingers meet 'n greet tonight but I don't want to go alone. So I put a notice on the website that I wanted a date. So far, here are the takers.....
Perry - he's 5' 5" tall and doesn't speak English. No face pics posted on his profile, but 17 cock shots. Nice cock!
Larry - he's 6' tall and 250 pounds. Bald. Not bad looking. His profile is witty and funny. Maybe?
Barry - he's only 25 years old, a good twenty years younger than I am. He's as cute as a button, but does he have skills? I find that most men in their twenties can't find a clit with a roadmap. But then again, this is just a m&g (off-prem) not a playdate. Sex may not be part of the deal, anyway.
Gary - I've been trading emails and texts with this guy for a few months now, and I'm beginning to suspect he's a mirage. Meetings are always alluded to but never really pan out. He claims he's a fireman and has a very hectic schedule. On the plus side, he's got red hair. I've got this thing for red hair. We'll see....
Harry - 64 years old. Pic shows a tiny wrikled man on a sailboat with a captain's hat and giant sunglesses. Sorry, grandpa.
I'll give you all the details in my next post!
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Well in my opinion.....
ReplyDelete# 1, too short.
# 2, sounds good.
# 3, who know, you could show him how to move, plus he might have some extra energy.
# 4, sounds perfect! to bad he sounds busy.
# 5, sounds rusty. Viagra anyone?
DRUM ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4 is the winner!!!
Well, redheads are pretty awesome. :)
ReplyDeleteMy mom always dated younger guys because she said they're eager to learn. I don't know if that's true, but there you have it. lol
alana, I agree with your mom! What younger men may lack in finesse they make up for with enthusiasm. Sometimes, though, I get tired of teaching Remedial Sex Ed 101 and yearn for an experienced man to teach ME something :)
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